Keep the "tip"

I'm book binging because it's the weekend and I fucking CAN.

I've completed like three books this weekend (the "like" indicates the fuzziness surrounding some of my activities this weekend because alcohol).  It just occurred to me that I never hear book boyfriends asking to just "stick the tip in." I mean, I know we are deep in fantasy land out here with our erotic romance novels and what not but nobody is trying to stick the tip in? Really?

You know Christian Grey would've been trying to get some tip action when he found out what's her name (it start with an A, it's really horrible, I'm too lazy to look it up etc.) was a virgin.

And what about Gideon from the Crossfire series? His first interaction with Eva involved some very tantalizing tongue swirling but he left with a hard on and didn't even imply he would be up for tip dipping? In what world?

I think I get it though. Sticking the tip in is man code for, "c'mon give me something." To the extent that romance novels emphasize the fantasies of women, who doesn't fantasize about a man who will blow the entire lid off your universe without expecting anything in return? So despite the fact that it might be completely unrealistic, THANK YOU to romance writers for creating men who aren't looking for a "tip."