I read books about sex, therefore, I know about sex or at least that's the idea of this ill advised advice column...
Question: It's the end of my monthly visit from the red wonder and I'm seeing the guy who I just started doing the horizontal samba with. I want to have sex with him when we see each other. Should I tell him red is on her way out and give him the option of proceeding with caution or just give up my freaky fantasies for the weekend?
(So yeah, I edit the questions so they sound better than they did when they were asked. What fun is 'Do I tell him I'm on my period and still try to get some or just keep my legs closed until I get the all clear from Mother Nature?')
Dear Red,
Can I call you Red? You are well over 21 years old and therefore my answer to you is simple. Period sex is more theoretically taboo than it is ACTUALLY taboo. Or stated another way, the thought of period sex for men is more of a turn off than the act. This is particularly true when you're already in a situation where your hormones are jumping like a disco circa the 70's... or whenever cocaine was at its height.
In practical terms this means that once a man is demonstrably ready to engage in wall banging,7 out of 10 men will not care if the red wonder is still on a slow trickle towards exiting. If you have the discussion in advance, some men will give you the obligatory cringe- cringe -ewwww but once their libido is actively engaged in the negotiation process, none of that shit matters anymore. If you are comfortable having sex with the possibility of a little extra...you know, than don't worry about your penis of choice or the man that it's connected to. The majority of adult men will ditch all of their "serious" objections to period sex the moment it appears to be the only available sex.
Give your guy the warning and watch God work on your behalf.
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